✳WORLDHQ.COM
Office of Unusual Affairs · Est. whenever
A message from somewhere just around the corner

Well, this is
rather curious.

Welcome to WorldHQ: the discreet headquarters for things that probably shouldn’t exist, but rather helpfully do.

Perfectly ordinary. Mostly.
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What happens here?

We deal in the
slightly impossible.

WorldHQ is an independent bureau devoted to the small mysteries that make the world feel a little bigger. We cannot explain everything. We have tried. The paperwork was astonishing.

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Moonlight Logistics

We deliver lost dreams, misplaced shadows, and moonbeams that have slipped through the curtains.

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The Department of Coincidence

For when you think of an old friend and they call, or the same peculiar duck appears three Thursdays running.

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Unfinished Wonders

We look after inventions that nearly work, doors that lead somewhere unexpected, and ideas that arrive wearing hats.

The people in the building

Entirely real.
On paper.

Our staff are experienced, discreet, and almost certainly not three owls in a particularly convincing coat. WorldHQ does not comment on personnel rumours.

Marigold Finch

Director of Unusual Affairs

Can identify a suspicious silence at forty paces. Keeps emergency biscuits in a locked drawer, and the key in another locked drawer.

Prof. Basil Quibble

Chief of Coincidence

Has never been late, although he has occasionally arrived last Tuesday. Insists this is a scheduling issue, not a temporal one.

Captain Pru Button

Head of Lost Things

Once returned a missing Tuesday to a small village. Still waiting for someone to claim the left half of a very polite thunderstorm.

A note from the archives

Some questions
are best left
slightly open.

To whom it may concern,

If you have arrived here by accident, please accept our congratulations. Accidents are one of our more reliable recruitment methods.

If you have arrived here on purpose, please do not feed the lift after midnight.

Warm regards,
The WorldHQ Team

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End of public notice

There is almost certainly more going on than we’re telling you.

For now, that is all you need to know. Keep your eyes open, your mind curious, and any unexplained glowing objects at a sensible distance.